Professional line stander
For those times when you really want to make history as the first person to purchase the new iPhone, but have to be working a shift at McDonalds when it goes on sale, professional line standers step in. These people will wait in line instead of you, be it rain or storm, freezing cold or a plague of locusts. They will charge you accordingly, too, but surely $45 is not too big of a price for two hours of bad weather, boredom and jostling that someone else is ready to endure instead of you?
What’s great about this particular weird job is that with enough motivation just about anyone can become a line stander. It requires no special skills at all – except for those needed to properly spread the word of your services. And good stamina, most probably.
